A bigger jockstrap to carry around the dick he’s gonna slap the league with this year.
chicago_scott
That’s my birthday. He’s making me a present!
mazerrackham
but they were all of them deceived, for another trophy was made
Mr_Abe_Froman
The world’s longest hockey stick.
BabyCakes426
Wonderbat.
Specialist-Invite673
Carving a hockey stick from a larger hockey stick
ChiBearballs
Probably some forwards, cause last year everyone not named bedard was ASS. Please, if riechel starts off slow again, give up on the kid. He plays like he’s scared of contact
NotEqualInSQL
Hockey stick shaped bong
Ramstepp
The silmarils.
MacheteMable
It’s a bong, isn’t it?
itz_soki
A spear to drive through the hearts of his enemies.
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Hopefully a 50 goal season
Hopefully a provider to actually watch a game
A really good hockey stick.
A bigger jockstrap to carry around the dick he’s gonna slap the league with this year.
That’s my birthday. He’s making me a present!
but they were all of them deceived, for another trophy was made
The world’s longest hockey stick.
Wonderbat.
Carving a hockey stick from a larger hockey stick
Probably some forwards, cause last year everyone not named bedard was ASS. Please, if riechel starts off slow again, give up on the kid. He plays like he’s scared of contact
Hockey stick shaped bong
The silmarils.
It’s a bong, isn’t it?
A spear to drive through the hearts of his enemies.
Wonderbat
Some say he carved his stick, from a larger stick