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“Nathan MacKinnon I will trade you my moms number for your stick”



“Nathan MacKinnon I will trade you my moms number for your stick”

by STLBooze3

28 Comments

  1. belsaurn

    Too bad the picture doesn’t include the Mom, so we could see if it was a fair trade or not.

  2. EfNheiser

    218 area code is far northern Minnesota. Mom must be an Iron Ranger, which means she surely can skate.

  3. AnthonyTyrael

    Watch out, he might stick (in)to your mom.

  4. vinegarbubblegum

    And they say hockey has a culture of sexualizing and disrespecting women.

  5. PalpitationOk5726

    Is this the new ridiculous thing people are putting their kids up to at games? the last “I will trade my sister for puck, stick” was annoying enough.

  6. Key-Assistant-7988

    Kid wins trade easy. He gets the stick AND McKinnon as his new dad.

  7. openwindowmaniac

    Probably be more tempting for Zach Wilson that MacKinnon.

  8. SevenPatrons

    Dude! If that works, I’m doing the same.

    I am, however, a bit older than this wee lad

  9. Sauronsindexfinger

    Your mom will trade you little shits for his stick as well!

  10. thedavesiknow1

    Notice mom isn’t there supervising – which means the kids won’t be there to ruin everything when it’s going down. I’m going out on a limb and saying mom likes to party, and if she’s willing to put her sole responsibility as a parent to the side here, then she’s probably down to clown. If I’m Mac I’m considering this trade.

  11. newtizzle

    218 area code is a northern MN area code. This is the moms idea 100%.

    Hockey moms can be the hottest moms.

  12. Kit_Shriek

    Just know that he’ll never take you out for ice cream

  13. TwoScreenDoors

    This kid’s single mom def wrote that sign

  14. Coach_Steve_Sports

    What if I get him the stick? Sounds like everyone gets a stick.

    Kid get a MacKinnon stick, mom gets my stick.

  15. seandamon211pgh

    That kids old nordiques jersey is awesome

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