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Be careful out there, everyone. I had 2 Flames tickets in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more.



Be careful out there, everyone. I had 2 Flames tickets in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more.

by OntheJet

19 Comments

  1. tim_worst_isthe_best

    Sounds like you’re a Falcons fan …..

  2. FancyCaterpillar8963

    Did they also leave a signed 5 mill 8 year lucic contract

  3. “Yes, hello, United Nations? I’d like to report a crime against humanity.”

  4. baconegg2

    Im selling 2 tickets to next game …. I’ll give you $20 to take them both

  5. Excellent-Copy4224

    Bada bump. Don’t forget to tip the waiter….

  6. RyansBooze

    Always funny even though I heard my first variant about 30 years ago. The joke doesn’t exactly work any more, though, because there are no physical tickets any more.

  7. lastlatvian

    I first heard this joke on the Mongolian Steppes, cirica 1222, still as good today as it was back then.

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