**Time:** 2:00 PM MST (4:00 PM EST)
**Place:** Scotiabank Saddledome – Calgary, AB.
**TV:** SN
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**Drinking Game:**
* Pelletier gets wholesome – *drink*
* Flames wild off-season mentioned – *drink*
* Lindholm scores from his office – *drink*
* Looooooooch – *drink*
* Huberdeau spins – *drink*
* Markstrom/Vladar big save – *drink*
* Flames hit post/crossbar – *drink*
* Tyler goes top titty – *chug*
* 4th line scores – *chug*
* Shorthanded goal – *chug*
* Over the glass penalty – **finish and fill**
* Fight – **finish and fill**
* Flames penalty in overtime – **finish and fill**
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by -cha-
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Sweet Caroline
Sharks’ aways look pretty nice
Lol here we go
Ah nah im nervous now
Had to make it dramatic, didn’t we boys?
What slash?
Huberdeau and Pelletier and both French so another 5 games for Pelletier to sit for taking that penalty
Gregor is a weird name
Big kill
Only the Flames could miss a 2-on-1 with an empty net
Flames just getting hooked to shit there trying to enter the zone and the refs just pretend not to see a god damn thing.
M.T Nette strikes again
Jets lost 🤷
I hope that EN chance doesn’t come back to haunt us
It’s our old nemesis M.T. Net
Mangi needs to work on his skating, he’s always falling lol.
Backs, Titty, and Lindy. Nice.
Titty! Thank God
Titty does it again
3RD TIMES THE CHARM BOYS
TYLER FOLI
Wooooo! Toffoli ties his career high!
TIN FOIL
Toffoli!
Ok…1 more minute guys
Titty Toffoli
So happy for foli 🥹
Tyler Foli, I know you people never see him, you never this guy, watch this guy – he’s got twelve goals, he leads the team, he’s plus guy. Got three game winning goals. You never even, you know you don’t know him because he plays late at night. Watch this next goal – he’s got the touch, boy! Played for the Junior Canadiens and like I said he’s got twelve goals, watch him pick this up. Beautiful pass over – see kids – bing bang, goalie didn’t get set. Anyhow I always get Toffoli in there because I see his dad at all the GTHL games.
Here’s my conspiracy theory:
1. Sutter agrees to come back to Calgary to coach Johnny Gaudreau.
2. Sutter trains the team to be a fucking work horse: a team with barely any injuries; insane forechecking; relentless stamina that numerous teams acknowledged throughout the year.
2 1/2. Sutter allows the Flames’ forwards to have autonomy in the offensive zone, allowing for creativeness and chemistry to flow. This creates dangerous chances almost every shift the Flames were in the offensive zone.
3. Sutter wins the Jack Adams, secures his bag with a 3-year (?) deal.
4. Johnny Gaudreau and Matthew Tkachuk leave in the off-season, bringing back Hubes and Weegs.
5. Sutter has secured his bag and, with the departure of the one player he really came here to coach, decides he doesn’t want to coach anymore, but wants to maintain the salary of his contract.
6. Sutter dogs it, and becomes his old, stubborn self, not allowing for any creativeness in the forwards. Sutter does this to get fired, but maintain the salary, and retire a farmer with a multi-million dollar salary for the remaining 2 years.
I don’t want to think about this season without Top Titty
Everything worked out perfectly today? Wtf? That never happens.
I don’t want to be a downer but it really looks like Trashville has the best odds of getting the 2nd wildcard slot
Oh good, straight to the Laffs