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[Sportsnet] We are pleased to announce that after Cheech retires, a familiar face will be joining Shorty in the broadcast booth.



[Sportsnet] We are pleased to announce that after Cheech retires, a familiar face will be joining Shorty in the broadcast booth.

by wave-and-smile

28 Comments

  1. cooper954

    That’s the greatest April fools I’ve seen in a while

  2. NoticedGenie66

    This is incredibly upsetting even for an April Fools joke lol

  3. WantAndAble

    Took me a solid moment good one you jerks

  4. PetterssonForCaptain

    Finally, some leadership! Winning culture starts in the booth.

  5. H3nn3ssyBets

    It may be April fools and all, but don’t play us like that! 😡

  6. dekan256

    Despite knowing exactly what day it is, the simple thought of this makes me feel ill, well done sir/madam.

  7. HighburyOnStrand

    The Nazi Messier image in the sidebar is too much for me.

  8. BlueLemming97

    The only good Messier joke so far today

  9. xFraser19

    I can’t decide if I’m supposed to upvote or downvote this. God damn Sportsnet this was savage

  10. biff_jordan

    I did not want to start my morning this way 🤣

  11. arazamatazguy

    Some additional details rolling in.

    – He won’t actually be in the booth, he’ll be doing it from his home in the US.

    – Shorty will be fired after several weeks and replaced with Esa Tikkanen.

    – He has no intention of ever participating in a Canucks playoff game.

  12. doubled2319888

    Congrats, you damn near gave me a fucking heart attack before i remembered what day it is. Great job, you really got me

  13. intelligentx5

    Fuck this. Some of y’all take April too far.

  14. jobin_segan

    I became so unreasonably angry for a brief second because the post didn’t have a “meme” tag.

  15. wooshun67

    Just me but I think Bieska would be a great addition though he probably gets paid more at SN

  16. slater05

    Wow sportsnet is pure evil even suggesting this lol

  17. DanMurphysNumber1Fan

    It’s too early of this holy shit

  18. tailkinman

    Sportsnet woke up and chose violence for April fools.

  19. Pavel413

    This is Mark Messier, and he’s masturbating to his posts.

    The pain of Vancouverites has always sustained him.

  20. ebb_omega

    The Messier sieg heil on the side bar is a nice touch; well done, mods.

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