[Svoboda] #CBJ calling up Joona Luoto, Justin Richards and Marcus Bjork for today per head coach Brad Larsen. Jack Roslovic and Lane Pederson out with injury, Adam Boqvist still out ill. Trey Fix-Wolansky missed a team meeting and is being sent back to Cleveland.

14 Comments

1. ddottay 2 years ago

   Lol my god

2. NontransferableApe 2 years ago

   Atta boy trey

3. Expensive-Republic-2 2 years ago

   I hate it here

4. anon_5180 2 years ago

   Gotta tank harder

5. ueindowndkdk 2 years ago

   When can we sent Larsen down to the AHL.

6. deepthroathamburger 2 years ago

   We looked at our roster and thought “We have a problem. We have no more Finns”

   Then called up Luoto.

7. willingplankton 2 years ago

   They posted tonight’s lines and it’s like “yes very funny at blue jackets posting training camp rosters on april first” and then I realized “oh no.”

8. cu_sith 2 years ago

   Just Jackets things.

   It never stops.

9. Temporary-Lynx5588 2 years ago

   This is some elite tanking. We are innovators.

10. hnglmkrnglbrry 2 years ago

    Svboda: Blue Jackets have signed the entire C-league champion roster from Chiller North to ELCs. Any player who doesn’t work second shift or has enough PTO to calm out for 3 hours will be on the ice tonight.

11. redditistreason 2 years ago

    Yeah when I was joking earlier in the season that this was an AHL team, I didn’t think they would take it this far.

    Fixy, though? What are you doing, man? Having mercy on your old team?

12. rixas18 2 years ago

    I know everyone is wanting to tank but I never get mad at players for doing their job…except for tfw today. Come on man you are a tweener with skill but in probably the most crowded position in the franchise . You got to walk a fine line if you want the bag one day. One of the most important things in life is just showing up /sigh

13. radios_appear 2 years ago

    *Pesci voice* “You were serious?”

    – TF-W, probably

14. drumzandice 2 years ago

    How you gonna be a mostly minor league bubble guy and miss a meeting with the big club?