WILD VS [DALLAS](https://youtu.be/hT47Ysl-2Ew) (1-1) – 8:30ISH PM
SWEATER: **MOOSE**
SECTION: **213**
BEER: **$11.50**
FUCK: **HAWKS/AVES/JETS/NORM**
[TIME TO BRING THE FUCKING NOISE, FOLKS! LFGW! SEE YOU AT THE X!](https://youtu.be/nvxQa9Z7z6g)
by stumpybubba
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Kirill the Thrill shows the exes what a real man looks like… scores a hatty.
Europe gang checking in. Cloudy forecast tonight in Saint Paul so no Stars to be seen except on the ice where they will have their ass kicked. Game 1 was a battle, game 2 was a no show, which team will we see tonight? Gus must be our man, is Hartman or JEEk back? See you tonight in GDT LFGW
RYAN SUTER SET HIS ANSWERING MACHINE TO “HELLO THIS IS RYAN … [LONG PAUSE] … BUT I’M NOT AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP” SO THAT YOU START TALKING THINKING HE ANSWERED THE PHONE BEFORE REALIZING YOU WASTED YOUR BREATH ON HIS ANSWERING MACHINE.
Fuck Suter, fuck Domi, fuck Norm Green, fuck the majority of Texas in general for that matter. Time for the Canadian reject hillbillies to go up 2-1! Let’s go!!
Fuck Texas, Suter, NG. LGW!!
Haven’t watched that old rally song for a long time. Remember that coming on before every game. That line “the day they try to take this game is the day our gloves come off” really resonates right now.
Hate to break it to you, op, but beer is $13.50. $15+ for a craft beer like furious. Good luck.
Edit… They also spin the screen around so you can tip them on it too. So yeah….
SWEATER: DUBNYK
BEER: TRYING A TRULY TONIGHT, HOPING FOR WATERMELON!! WILL GET WATER TOO TO BE RESPONSIBLE!
FUCK: HAWKS/AVS/NORM/JETS
it’s go time!!! i’ll be at the game tonight, it’s going to be electric!! time to boo ryan suter every time he has the puck lmao
Im gonna be at the X raining down boos on Suter.
Fans better bring that energy tonight. The barn’s gotta be rowdy
SECTION: 113
SWEATER: AWAY
BEER: FURIOUS
LFGW
Step aside Dallas, it’s *our* turn to start the YMCA every time someone falls over.
Good morning! Going to wear my RR jersey. Put the toddler in his. Firebrick for tonight. Let’s get this W. Fuck Norm Green and Suter
I want the Minnesota Wild to beat the Dallas Stars today.
SERIES WINNER GETS THE NORTH STARS. WE WIN, WE GET TO WEAR THE REVERSE RETROS FULL TIME AND THE STARS HAVE TO TAKE DOWN THEIR NORTH STARS BANNERS. THEY WIN, NOTHING CHANGES BECAUSE FUCK NORM GREEN
Just win that is all.
SWEATER: WILD SWEATSHIRT
HAT: WILD BALL CAP
SECTION: 216 (TABLE POG)
BEER: MAKING FRIEND BUY FOR HIS TICKET SO BASICALLY FREE BEER FOR ME RIGHT?
FNG
RYAN SUTER EATS NORM GREEN’S TOENAILS CLIPPINGS
SWEATER: Classic red with the circle logo
SECTION: my couch
BEER: idk haven’t been to store yet
FUCK: the aves (go kraken), suter, and norm
SWEATER: FERNANDEZ
SECTION: AT WORK BEING STUCK LISTENING TO ESPN DEEPTHROAT DALLAS FOR LOSING
BEER: NO THANKS I’LL TAKE SOME GOOD OLD SNOWMELT
GRUBAEUR HAD 48 CONSECUTIVE SAVES BETWEEN COLORADO’S ONLY GOAL IN GAME ONE AND THEIR FIRST LAST NIGHT. CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE GUS BUS SMASH THAT RECORD
FUCK THE AVES, FUCK THE JETS, FUCK ESPN, FUCK THE STARS, AND ABOVE ALL ELSE
#FUCK NORM GREEN
Nino hangs the roll of TP in an underhand fashion.
We had massive success when I fell asleep during every single period in the first game. I’ll be taking a heroic dose of edibles tonight to help the team again. We got this. LGW
Y’all better be booing the fuck out of Suter if ur at the game ‼️‼️‼️
According to Russo Klingberg will debut. Ek, Hartman and Walker came off with the non-scratches
is wearing a vintage Northstars Modano jersey blasphemy?? I can’t decide between that at Dumba 24 Winter Classic that I was wearing when the lost Wednesday
FUCK THE DALLAS ratS!!!
SUTER WISHES HE COULD STILL PEE IN THE METRODOME TROUGHS NEXT TO STRANGERS
COME ON CANADIAN REJECT HILLBILLIES LETS WIN THIS GAME
SWEATER: HOME MOOSE OVER SOTASTICK MOOSE SHIRT
SECTION: LEFT END OF MY SOFA IN IDAHO
BEER: HONEY KOLSH
FUCK: SUTER/NORM/ICE-HOGS
GONNA NEED THE CROWD TO BLOW THE LID OFF THE X WHEN MASON SHAW LEADS Y’ALL IN LETS PLAY HOCKEY
I MIGHT NOT BE FROM MINNESOTA
I MIGHT BE IN A MIDDLE OF A CORN FIELD IN NEBRASKA
BUT I HATE THE STATE OF TEXAS
AND I HATE THE STARS
LFG WILD! GET ON THE GUS BUS WOO WOO