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6! 6! 6! THE GAME WHERE WE DEFEAT; THE, RAN-GERS; AND KICK THEM TO THE STREET



WOE TO YOU, O GARDEN AND CITY,

FOR THE DEVILS SEND THEIR BEASTS WITH WRATH, BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOUR TIME IS SHORT

LET ALL WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER THE BEAST, FOR IT IS A GAME’S NUMBER.

IT’S NUMBER IS 6 [BUT ALSO 13, 56, 86, AND 96]

[UP THE IRONS AND LET’S GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM)

by Satanic_Doge

16 Comments

  1. TEAMMIRACLE

    A WEST HAM FAN? NO SHAMING, JUST DON’T SEE TOO MANY ROUND HERE.

    LGD!

    UTFT!

    FUCK THE RANGERS!

  2. GOOD MORNING!

    AS MOM ALWAYS SAYS – FUCK THE RANGERS!!

  3. McRibs2024

    RUMOR HAS IT THAT KANE POURS A LITTLE BIT OF ICE WATER ON HIS PIZZA

  4. Devil_Dane

    THIS IS THE GAME WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

    LEGENDARY GREATNESS IS UPON US!!!

    LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  5. Serious-Bottle-2646

    HOW DARE YOU FORGET THE GREATEST 6 OF ALL, 56, THE DOMINATOR OF GAME FIVE. HAULA WILL LEAD US TO THE PROMISED LAND BY SCORING A DOUBLE HAT TRICK TONIGHT. MARK MY WORDS!

  6. whoompdayis

    I’VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN, BABY!

  7. HenriqueItsOver14

    MY CAT WOKE ME UP WAY TOO EARLY THIS MORNING TRYING TO EAT.

    I LOOKED THAT DAMN CAT RIGHT IN IT’S FACE AND SAID ‘NO, CAT…..TONIGHT WE FEAST ON THE TEARS OF RANGERS FANS.’ AND WE BOTH WENT RIGHT BACK TO SLEEP SATISFIED.

  8. Mr7three2

    LAST SLEEVE OF DOUBLE STUFFED OREOS ARE READY TO GO FELLAS. RANGER FANS ARE DEJECTED. THEIR TEAM IS SHAKEN. PUT THEM AWAY TONIGHT!

  9. thedirewolff21

    TONIGHT WE CAST THE RAGS INTO PURGATORY AND MAKE THEM REALIZE THAT THEIR BEST OFFENSIVE PLAYERS WILL BE DECLINING SOON AND THEY CANT DRAFT OR DEVELOP FOR SHIT AND WILL SOON BE BACK TO MEDIOCRITY AS WE START OUR DYNASTY

  10. beastboy4246

    HERE WE GO LADS. LIKE WE HAVE SAID BEFORE. STAY TO COURSE PLAY YOUR GAME AND WE’VE GOT THIS GAME. DEVILS LOVE GAME 6 AGAINST THE RAGS. LET’S. FUCKING. GO. DEVILS!

  11. TomatoNoah

    AHAHAGAAGAGAHGAGAGAHAAHAHAGAGAGAG RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LGD CMON BOYS FINISH THIS

  12. PizzaDelivery4Chico

    Love these posts even more since they’ve turned into songs. Haha Let’s go Devils! Stay positive everyone!

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