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Sorry I’m late, been drunk on Bruins tears



It’ll always be satisfying to watch them choke. Always, forever, for the rest of my life. Let’s go swampy big cat bois. Matthew Tkachuk should’ve been a Canuck anyways. Go beat the leafs. Amen 🙏

by theEMPTYlife

8 Comments

  1. makeanewblueprint

    Not taking Tkachuk for this to happen was always the plan. Thank you Him Benning!

  2. I was hoping for both Florida Man teams to make it through but if I had to choose it would be Boston.

    And another glorious crying bitch face Marchand picture.

  3. CanucksKickAzz

    I think they feel like we did after the 2011 loss. I’ve barely seen any Boston fans on r/hockey the past 20 hours or so

  4. NoOcelot

    Fuck the Bruins 24/7. Or at least until Marchand retires. And for as long as Tyler Bertuzzi is on the team.

  5. DaJebus77

    Check out Bruins sub-reddit, the tears are delicious.

  6. Podkolzins_a_Canuck

    You’d think a guy with as big a mouth as Marchand would be a little less of a crybaby. He’s chirped guys for far less.

    >!inb4 >big a ~~nose~~ mouth!<

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