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Equipment sale alert! 🦆



Wish I could actually go lol

by stephyyy95

2 Comments

  1. TheMasonEffect

    damn its always on Saturday and I always work Saturday mornings

  2. Ordinary-Cucumber-25

    You, too, can purchase the very stick that no goals were scored with!

    The skates that didn’t make it back to cover the other teams break away!

    The gloves that weren’t dropped to help protect the rookie!

    The jersey that witnessed a home loss percentage never before seen by the franchise!

    The helmet that was routinely hung in shame after allowing a goals against differential that would make coach Bombay puke!

    And last but not least, Gibsons chest protector which would be difficult to differentiate from a street sign in Fallujah.

    Clear my schedule, I’ll be there 👍

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