It was a dark, cold, and windy night in Yardley Pennsylvania. Late into the morning hours one could hear a faint ringing in the distance, followed by a horrifying cry. As the ringing became louder and cries became more frequent, it was clear something was wrong. Little known to the sleeping residents of Yardley, St. Nicholas himself was heading straight for Pennsbury Highschool with a broken sleigh and an injured Rudolph. With the screeches becoming unbearably loud, a young wide eyed Kyle Incollingo awakes from his slumber only to look outside his window to see a trail of fire in the sky heading right towards the school. He knew exactly who to call.
At this point, Mr. Clause was hovering over the school, making his best efforts to keep the sleigh afloat. A dark shadowy figure slithers out from the bushes right onto the 50 yard line of the football field. All Kyle could see from a distance was a faint 0 on the figures back, and at that moment he knew that it was none other than Mike Dzelzgalvis. Mike began doing Tib raises right there on the Pennsbury logo, generating his slime powers to their full effect. Mike was able to do so many Tib raises that it ended up fixing Santa’s sled and healing Rudolph. As the sleigh began to fly away, Mike violently turns his head around only to be met with the eye contact of a restless Kyle Incollingo. Looking straight into his soul, Mike puts his finger right up to his lips and lets out a faint “shhhh”, putting Kyle to sleep immediately. That’s the story of how Mike Dzelzgalvis saved Christmas and Pennsbury Highschool.
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It was a dark, cold, and windy night in Yardley Pennsylvania. Late into the morning hours one could hear a faint ringing in the distance, followed by a horrifying cry. As the ringing became louder and cries became more frequent, it was clear something was wrong. Little known to the sleeping residents of Yardley, St. Nicholas himself was heading straight for Pennsbury Highschool with a broken sleigh and an injured Rudolph. With the screeches becoming unbearably loud, a young wide eyed Kyle Incollingo awakes from his slumber only to look outside his window to see a trail of fire in the sky heading right towards the school. He knew exactly who to call.
At this point, Mr. Clause was hovering over the school, making his best efforts to keep the sleigh afloat. A dark shadowy figure slithers out from the bushes right onto the 50 yard line of the football field. All Kyle could see from a distance was a faint 0 on the figures back, and at that moment he knew that it was none other than Mike Dzelzgalvis. Mike began doing Tib raises right there on the Pennsbury logo, generating his slime powers to their full effect. Mike was able to do so many Tib raises that it ended up fixing Santa’s sled and healing Rudolph. As the sleigh began to fly away, Mike violently turns his head around only to be met with the eye contact of a restless Kyle Incollingo. Looking straight into his soul, Mike puts his finger right up to his lips and lets out a faint “shhhh”, putting Kyle to sleep immediately. That’s the story of how Mike Dzelzgalvis saved Christmas and Pennsbury Highschool.
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Just a slightly worse Christian Picconi tbh