Can somebody please get in the writers room and replace whatever script they have written up with one where the Leafs win the cup
oogaboogaman33
So far I like the script being wrote for r/chihawks
ubcthrowaway-01
Matthews 70 goal season, Pittsburgh misses playoffs and drafts Celebrini, Buffalo makes it to round 2, Toronto makes it to the final to get swept by Colorado
Zytharros
Whatever it is, it’s gonna be aimed at trying to write Vancouver out of the league somehow.
So probably a Seattle Cup win or streak.
Sad_Faithlessness_99
Vegas repeats as Champions in 23-24 Season, Then Seattle will be in final in 24-25 but script writers and Bettman are still undecided if another Western conference team should win the Cup. Possibly Florida will win the cup
JerbearCuddles
Blackhawks cup. Probably. Gotta bury that bad press.
xizrtilhh
I think next season will be a Pittsburgh vs Colorado Stanley Cup final. In the opening face off Crosby will say to MacKinnon “Nathan, I am your father” then slash him on the wrist. Pittsburgh will win the cup. In 24-25 the Pens will face the Avs in the final again, but MacKinnon will turn Crosby back to the light and then Sid will throw Bettman down the Zamboni tunnel and the Avs will win the cup. Pretty sure that’s how it’ll go.
Like17Badgers
all we can say for sure is the refs will somehow be worse
RaidenDoesReddit
The ducks in the lottery and missing a generational talent
CTBP1983
This is the saltiest thing I ever tasted. And I once ate heaping bowl of salt.
4four4MN
The script writers were on strike this year. Why else did Vegas win?
pintowheel
This week the writers are scripting the timing of penalties called against Canadian teams during the regular season. The “who gets the wildcard spots” script meetings are scheduled for next week. The Stanley Cup script meetings are not being held until after the draft. Plus we’re all scabs crossing the picket line of the writers strike. So we have to meet incognito. It’s a lot of work to script the entire season bro.
Jfraire99
A Canadian team makes it to the Stanley Cup only to fall short to Arizona. Now everyone is wondering if this was the end of their Arizona days or the birth of a new era in Arizona hockey.
khure8
Seattle won’t be for a few years, because it’s gotta be a 1917 Montreal vs Seattle rematch when it happens.
Empty-Refuse8923
Buffalo sabers Stanley cup
Fastsmitty47
Conner Bedard joins the Golden State Warriors
Zero_Griever
My hot take is the same teams that have been losing for years, if not decades will still suck, fans will still be bitter and reference history so old, they weren’t even alive during it.
Or yeah “scripted” helps them live a bit easier day to day.
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Can somebody please get in the writers room and replace whatever script they have written up with one where the Leafs win the cup
So far I like the script being wrote for r/chihawks
Matthews 70 goal season, Pittsburgh misses playoffs and drafts Celebrini, Buffalo makes it to round 2, Toronto makes it to the final to get swept by Colorado
Whatever it is, it’s gonna be aimed at trying to write Vancouver out of the league somehow.
So probably a Seattle Cup win or streak.
Vegas repeats as Champions in 23-24 Season, Then Seattle will be in final in 24-25 but script writers and Bettman are still undecided if another Western conference team should win the Cup. Possibly Florida will win the cup
Blackhawks cup. Probably. Gotta bury that bad press.
I think next season will be a Pittsburgh vs Colorado Stanley Cup final. In the opening face off Crosby will say to MacKinnon “Nathan, I am your father” then slash him on the wrist. Pittsburgh will win the cup. In 24-25 the Pens will face the Avs in the final again, but MacKinnon will turn Crosby back to the light and then Sid will throw Bettman down the Zamboni tunnel and the Avs will win the cup. Pretty sure that’s how it’ll go.
all we can say for sure is the refs will somehow be worse
The ducks in the lottery and missing a generational talent
This is the saltiest thing I ever tasted. And I once ate heaping bowl of salt.
The script writers were on strike this year. Why else did Vegas win?
This week the writers are scripting the timing of penalties called against Canadian teams during the regular season. The “who gets the wildcard spots” script meetings are scheduled for next week. The Stanley Cup script meetings are not being held until after the draft. Plus we’re all scabs crossing the picket line of the writers strike. So we have to meet incognito. It’s a lot of work to script the entire season bro.
A Canadian team makes it to the Stanley Cup only to fall short to Arizona. Now everyone is wondering if this was the end of their Arizona days or the birth of a new era in Arizona hockey.
Seattle won’t be for a few years, because it’s gotta be a 1917 Montreal vs Seattle rematch when it happens.
Buffalo sabers Stanley cup
Conner Bedard joins the Golden State Warriors
My hot take is the same teams that have been losing for years, if not decades will still suck, fans will still be bitter and reference history so old, they weren’t even alive during it.
Or yeah “scripted” helps them live a bit easier day to day.