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3x cup winner Phil Kessel’s draft day picture



3x cup winner Phil Kessel’s draft day picture

by DontTellMom420

28 Comments

  1. whatsthehappenstance

    He was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody

  2. mojo_rasin

    His draft day quote, “I just really like skates.”

  3. No_Mycologist4488

    A face that could eat a hot dog.

  4. skilzkid

    Guarantee there was a hot dog in that skate

  5. rollosheep

    You didn’t think to photoshop a giant hot dog in those hands? Shame!

  6. Sensitive_Pair_4671

    “Wow, I can’t wait to get my first paycheck and buy a bunch of hot dogs!”

  7. XColdLogicX

    Phil looking for that sponsorship money day one

  8. herpaderpadont

    Whether you like it or not, this is the face of peak male performance.

  9. SwagOD_FPS

    I skated on those same skates for over 10 years and the pump never broke. I couldn’t believe it.

  10. RetroMidnight442

    The skate is filled with hotdogs.

  11. Andre1001235

    He was way too good to be a bruin. Bruins have a great habit of trading awesome players. Kessel, Thornton, seguin, miracle we’ve kept pasta this long

  12. kuenamon

    That is the photo of pure athleticism. A true iron man. Everyone should be taking notes on this guys day to day routine of eating hot dogs and shitting on the media.

    Absolute GOAT

  13. DevTheGray

    That’s Bruins legend Lewis Capaldi!

  14. WinterTall5934

    My son played against him when he was playing for Madison. Man amongst boys. He would score short handed all the time. Finally we waved off penalties when playing them.

  15. Crimson3312

    This is what peak performance looks like.

  16. likesexonlycheaper

    Damn dude looks like he has been a hotdog connoisseur much longer than I thought

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