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Let’s play a game, is this guy a Stanley Cup Champion or the guy who shows up to your beer league every second Thursday.



Let’s play a game, is this guy a Stanley Cup Champion or the guy who shows up to your beer league every second Thursday.

by BOBBY_VIKING_

48 Comments

  1. togocann49

    Both things can be true. Fast food and a coke-Phil just being Phil

  2. No-Material-23

    No door knob, and eating McDonalds?

    We need to start a Go Fund Me for Phil.

  3. Full_Throttle_99

    Not only is this guy a Stanley cup champion, he is a 3 time Stanley cup champion lmao

  4. peepeeonmydoodoo

    3× Stanley cup champion. USA hockey legend. That man can so whatever the fuck he wants.

  5. ThatMikeGuy429

    Phill looks like my door dash guy.

  6. Prototype_es

    What a legend i love Phil lol. I wish that man nothing but the best

  7. bansebe91

    Stop trying to shame this guy for living his life. Pathetic.

  8. Kongpong1992

    That’s what peak performance looks like and that’s three time Stanley cup champion

  9. VariousBee9107

    I wonder what a typical Phil Kessel McDonald’s meal is comprised of? I’m going to guess a big Mac and 10 McNuggets.

  10. Waffles_Remix

    Phil Kessel is the dad bod Big Lebowski

  11. The man the legend. And thats 3 time SCC thankyouverymuch.

  12. Careless_Ad_21

    Where did you get a picture of me?

  13. rojo429

    You NEVER see superstar NHL players out in the media bragging or making spectacles of themselves. Even the considered GOAT Gretzky is still humble af. The hardest championship in sports to win in the world makes winners humbly appreciate the hard work it takes to win as a team instead of waving their own banners.

  14. cote112

    Bro, are you building the new Kessel family castle and you took a photo of him from inside?

    That’s weird

  15. Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

    Thats the hot dog vendor down at the park every other weekend. Also, three time Cup champ

  16. Liftings

    There aren’t enough people talking about the creep who took this weird ass picture.

  17. JayTee245

    Nothing personal… but let the man eat his burger in peace!!!!

  18. How can you not love this guy?

    He’s just a regular dude. He likes to drink beer. He loves his family. Rock, flag, and eagle.

  19. Phil the thrill!!! What a fuckn beauty!!!

  20. AnonPlzzzzzz

    Send that picture to someone that doesn’t watch hockey and ask “what do you think this guy does for a living?”

  21. PinkEmpire15

    Offseason Ovi is another beer league legend.

  22. whelp32

    Lmao…great title. In my league his name is Tommy.

  23. 2er3knuckler

    That’s the guy that sharpens skates at my pro shop and always talks about when he played Jr B.

  24. StockWillingness2748

    Did he really do anything for that third?

  25. Adam_Friedland_TAFS

    This guy asked me for a dollar on the side of the road. Glad to see he’s put it to good use.

  26. vigilanteassassin

    Not a Stanley Cup Champion…a 3 TIME champion. Who eats shitty fast food.

  27. theekevinc

    OMG, Phil Kessel is a throwback to a time when guys smoked, drank and didn’t take care of themselves. Amazing.

    “He’s my plumber, lololol. OMG I’m so funny.”

    This shit literally stopped being funny years ago.

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