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It it just me, or is Chris Cuthbert starting to look like Junior Soprano?



Chris Cuthbert has been my favorite Canadian hockey announcer since the late 80s. However, as he ages, I think he is looking like Junior Soprano more every day. What do you think?

by 99titan

43 Comments

  1. homicidal_penguin

    Good thing he’s a broadcaster, he doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete.

    But good god we have a lot of the offseason left

  2. Chairmanmeow42

    If you’re going to lie to me, tell me there’s a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.

  3. HandsLikeLuke

    “Another goal let in by Spencer Martin. And he’s going to get pulled here, he’s never had the makings of a varsity athlete”

  4. tonastuffhere

    “Kid was always dumb as fuck though wasn’t he? Didn’t he almost drown in 3 inches of water?”

  5. nowayalrightokay

    What the fuck kinda likeness is that?!

  6. ddottay

    Next time, come heavy or don’t come at all.

  7. georox97

    Now this is the kind of high level analysis I come here for. I love everything about it. Never going to look at Cuthbert the same again

  8. nealoc187

    My cousin is married to Dominic Chianese’s (Junior Soprano’s) grandson. My dad was seated next to him at their wedding and said he was very cool (my dad had no idea who he was but mentioned to me that he sat next to an actor who he later found out was on the Sopranos – unfortunately I could not make the wedding). Junior’s daughter makes a mean eggplant parm.

  9. HomelessManEatsAss

    Yeah, and I’m playing shortstop for the Mets

  10. cheeseburgerwaffles

    Hahaha. I thought the first pic was Chris Cuthber and I was like “holy shit!”

  11. muffler11282

    The man should heavily lean into it.

  12. FalseWeeknd

    I feel like Lou Lamoriello looks more like Grandpa Junior

  13. Yung_Corneliois

    That’s nice, then what? He fucking dies, I can’t even wear his shoes.

  14. A little bit like Eugene Levy in that first picture to me too

  15. Independent_Ad_3928

    “I thought you were a bakala man Chris, what are you doin eatin sushi?”

  16. -BACKUPTERRY-

    I always found he looks like a slimmer Jay Pritchett from Modern Family (Ed O’Neill)

  17. afearfulchild

    “What the fuck, why am I on there?”

  18. Just realized I’ve never seen Chris Cuthbert

  19. thenatureboyWOOOOO

    You never had the making of a varsity athlete.

  20. SevenwithaT

    You’re one cunt hair from being the lead play-by-play guy on TSN, and Chris Cuthbert is that cunt hair

  21. Wheresthesass

    “Yeah right it was Junior…Mistah Magoo!”

  22. Kawhibunga

    Kind of looks like rudolph giuliani in the last picture too, haha

  23. Whitecastle56

    Who’s that speaking? Is someone speaking?

  24. pigfeet2OO2

    hes been calling games since moses wore short pants!

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