> Presumably the answer to the question: “is there anything better than beating the Leafs?” would be “winning the Stanley Cup.” But so far Jets fans have had to settle for winning their own Stanley Cup: beating the Leafs in the regular season about 50% of the time.
Svalbard38
This isn’t satire, this is just a collection of my actual opinions
TheKert
It me
0nlyRevolutions
I’m actually shocked at how well I agree with every single point in this satire article LOL. Respect to this author for being a real one.
Cyrakhis
I would go Montreal, Vancouver, Edmonton, Ottawa, Winnipeg, Calgary personally.
Vancouver has a strangely huge hate boner for us
TrelivingTheDream
Nailed it.
I thought this was supposed to be satire?
Shawn13337
I would switch VAN and WPG but pretty accurate otherwise
Spiritual-Zombie6815
Meanwhile, I think the only Canadian teams that don’t have us at the top are Edmonton-Calgary, whose Albertan hate boners override the disdain for the Leafs
AscotBoy
Another bonus for Calgary is that their fans seem to hate the Leafs the least out of the Canadian teams
ros-ubhal
I am, somehow, okay with Winnipeg winning the cup. And I also frequently forget that Ottawa has a team.
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> Presumably the answer to the question: “is there anything better than beating the Leafs?” would be “winning the Stanley Cup.” But so far Jets fans have had to settle for winning their own Stanley Cup: beating the Leafs in the regular season about 50% of the time.
This isn’t satire, this is just a collection of my actual opinions
It me
I’m actually shocked at how well I agree with every single point in this satire article LOL. Respect to this author for being a real one.
I would go Montreal, Vancouver, Edmonton, Ottawa, Winnipeg, Calgary personally.
Vancouver has a strangely huge hate boner for us
Nailed it.
I thought this was supposed to be satire?
I would switch VAN and WPG but pretty accurate otherwise
Meanwhile, I think the only Canadian teams that don’t have us at the top are Edmonton-Calgary, whose Albertan hate boners override the disdain for the Leafs
Another bonus for Calgary is that their fans seem to hate the Leafs the least out of the Canadian teams
I am, somehow, okay with Winnipeg winning the cup. And I also frequently forget that Ottawa has a team.