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Suck It Canada!



Suck It Canada!

by JoshB66_

41 Comments

  1. TampaJayLightning

    Now count the number of Canadian vs. American players on those teams. Or even just the captains of those teams

  2. EyeHeartBidets

    Now do number of people filing for bankruptcy for healthcare debt.

    Shit still a shutout. Well done America

  3. Nate_8787

    70 percent of American teams are built with Canadian players , Canadian teams have about 60 percent American players why can’t we get a Stanley cup ?

  4. DragLongjumping3714

    1st: Go Wings! 2nd: Canada!…..minus the leafs.

  5. Tell me you’re a butthurt Mariners fan without telling me you’re a butthurt Mariners fan.

    Also, I bet that fool doesn’t even support the Kraken.

  6. Simplebudd420

    As long as its not the leafs that break the streak we will all be ok

  7. Darwing

    This is such a odd USA obsession… so confusing all the players are Canadian in the winning teams…

  8. Hollandmarch76

    With their beady little eyes and flapping heads.

  9. padma_Iakshmi

    A team consisting of NHL players who were born solely in the GTA could handily beat any all-American team 9 times out of ten

  10. Skarimari

    Half the players are Canadian so the cop spends most of the summer here anyway.

  11. HorribleHank44

    McSorley’s curse is still alive and well.

  12. SoggyDoggg

    Except when it comes down to an all American team vs an all Canadian team. Y’all are 4-12 against us. Plus those Stanley Cup winning teams are always carried by Canadians, and those Canadians are usually the first to lift it.

  13. Danroy12345

    Only use American players on the American teams and we’ll see what happened.

  14. ZukesFan14

    Always Americans starting shit about this kind of stuff, but they fail to realize most players in their team are Canadian

  15. FreshOverTheBorder

    So the last time a Canadian hockey team won the cup was 1993 I presume? Hahahaha! Love it.

  16. LeditGabil

    In case you didn’t know, the Stanley Cup is a Canadian property 🙄 Be grateful that its shared with the US

  17. the_figureh3ad

    imagine how boring your life must be…

  18. VegitoFusion

    Should be ‘04, but that’s the whole reason video review was incorporated later.

  19. CountryOk4176

    So much copium here. Canadians can only win by playing for American based teams!

  20. EmergencyShower69

    Imagine not being from America and consider Canada the strongest and teams from USA are full of them. Who tf make these sings. 🤡

  21. letseeum

    Meh. If America was really where hockey lived, shit like this would never come up. Everybody knows we’re the best, that’s why they try so hard to say otherwise. 🇨🇦

  22. Otis_B_Driftwood_778

    i’m going to assume this was made to get some fellow Canadians tilted , if yes well done lol. bc if not this person is clearly clueless.

  23. Time-Dot5984

    We still have Canadian players so…

  24. Time-Dot5984

    If it weren’t for the Canadian players on the American teams, you wouldn’t have won anything.

  25. Burnt2Smithereens

    All these USA teams are full of Canadians.

  26. Time-Dot5984

    The cup still comes to Canada because of the Canadian players winning them too.

    Lol

  27. NecessaryHope5856

    Well to be fair the one team that came the closest was the Canucks. They were pretty much single handedly stopped by an American goalie. Tim Thomas was an unstoppable force in that series. The riot made it all the better lol. And I guess the 18 Canadian players on that teams as well.

  28. Dr_Smuggles

    I don’t care if the players are Canadian. Canadians are a big driving force as far as fandom is concerned, that supports the NHL, and Bettman has been making the rules and fashioning the game to sell it to the US, and that has so far resulted in no Canadian cups.

    It’s not all him, like of Toronto didn’t always choke so hard, they could have had a chance. Senators came close.

    I’m bummed that Montreal or Ottawa haven’t won a cup in that much time, and lots of American teams have.

    That said, I wouldn’t feel *much* better if like Vancouver won one, but, a little better lol.

  29. CountryOk4176

    So easy to piss off Canadians. I love it. Bwahaha

  30. gotkube

    By Lord Bettman’s grand design, of course

  31. onlysmallcats

    You guys can defend us all you want by pointing out that Cup winning teams are mostly Canadians and our Olympic record etc, but deep down you know this still stings.

    Like what are we doing wrong? (rhetorical, please don’t answer). Just be sheer chance we should have had several cups in that span.

  32. Falconerinthehud

    Blame Josie Dye 🎤 🇨🇦😂

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