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New season is almost here and we never have to listen to this guy ever again!



New season is almost here and we never have to listen to this guy ever again!

by Appropriate-Year9223

26 Comments

  1. OkBarnacle9338

    3 shots every time he says the name Crosby!!

  2. mastergriggy

    I’d rather have him and hockey, than neither.

  3. skruf21

    I think he got at lot more mellow and less annoying after he came back from cancer.

  4. elcabeza79

    Well I guess that’s good, but how are we going to know what a penis sounds like when it talks?

  5. Dr_Will_Kirby

    Now can we get leah hextall far the fuck away?

  6. gdoubleyou1

    But how am I going to know the names of players coaches back when they were in high school?

  7. buddachickentml

    But how will we ever know what college the players went too!

  8. JustWannaChill82

    Only guy to say Kristopher Letang

  9. Blueishgreeny

    Who does he even work for now? Didn’t see him much on any western Canadian teams lately anyway, thankfully.

  10. ApartmentFirm6044

    Thank fuckin God. I watched a stream last year where someone had a sense of humor and put a Crosby counter in the top corner. They counted how many times he said Crosby. It was absolutely stupid. Pierre sucks.

  11. intelpentium400

    Haha tbh I always found him entertaining. He hasn’t done much in Canada for a while. Is he retiring now?

  12. TinnieTa21

    I swear, if this post ends up being a jinx…

  13. wings31

    Do we know this for a fact? Lot of openings at NBC and he isnt in Ottawa anymore.

  14. carbontag

    Is he a dork at times? Yes. But he knows and loves hockey. Save your hate for the A-holes who treat our sport like crap.

  15. riko77can

    He’ll be back. He just needs to do some extremely in-depth research on all of the next generation’s minor careers first.

  16. Dazslueski

    I’m going to kiss learning where everyone went to high school and college

    Edit: kiss = miss

  17. JennyPunk87

    Where is Pierre McGuire going? He seems to always show up somewhere.

  18. Jefflehem

    WHO WILL TELL US HOW GOOD CROSBY IS THIS YEAR?!?!

  19. The-420-Chain-Smoker

    Pierre McGuire > Leah Hextall

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