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I thought they said legends never die πŸ’”



I thought they said legends never die πŸ’”

by WealthApprehensive88

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  1. takeitallback73

    Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, and Steve Yzerman all pass away and meet in Heaven.

    God is sitting in his chair waiting for them. God says to the three Legends, “Gentlemen, before I let you in, you must first tell me what you believe. Mario, we’ll start with you, in what do you believe?”

    “I believe hockey is the greatest thing in the world, and the best sport in history.” God replied, “Take the seat to my left.”

    God then turns to Steve and says “Steven, in what do you believe?”

    “I believe to be the best, you have to give every ounce you’ve got!” God says, “Take the seat to my right.”

    God then turns to #99, and says “Wayne, tell me what you believe?”

    Gretzky replies, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”

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