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Rank These Canadian Eastern Conference Captains ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’



How would you rank these rival Eastern Conference captains?

by UNSENSRD

28 Comments

  1. JerbearCuddles

    Start Brady Tkachuk, bench John “Maple Leafs pajamas” Taveres, and scratch Nick Suzuki.

  2. humanist-misanthrope

    Start Tkachuk, bench Suzuki, waive (screw scratching) Tavares.

  3. MathierCutkov

    we’re all a little batey for brady i think

    bench jt cuz his age but you need that veteran presence

    scratch suzuki

  4. Firm-Candidate-6700

    Scratch JTโ€ฆ. Heโ€™s the worst of the 3.

    Bench Brady because you know it will piss him off and he will solo the next game.

    Start Suzuki beacause benching him wonโ€™t have the same affect as it will on Tkachuck.

  5. Olipod2002

    Without salary: start Tkachuk bench Tavares scratch Suzuki

    With salary: start Tkachuk bench Suzuki scratch Tavares.

  6. Start Tkachuk, heโ€™s a young star on the rise who plays a physical game and wonโ€™t get pushed around. Could easily hit 40 goals this season

    Bench JT, heโ€™s aging but still puts up great numbers and has been throughout his career consistently. Plus heโ€™s a vet presence

    Scratch Suzuki. Great young player in his own right but at this point Iโ€™m still taking the other 2 first, since we have yet to see him really break through with a 30+ goal or 70+ point season

  7. NefCanuck

    As much as it hurts:

    Start Tkachuk

    Bench Tavares

    Scratch Suzuki (note that this move doesnโ€™t hurt ๐Ÿ˜)

  8. Spencie-cat

    Fuck Brady, marry Suzuki, kill Tavares.

  9. LostBeneathMySkin

    Start JT, donโ€™t give a fuck about the other two

  10. Fastsmitty47

    Start Brady, Bench Suzuki, Cut Tavares

  11. Petrol1991

    I like seeing the love for the Sens here. Start Brady, bench Suzuki, cut Tavares.

  12. Start Suzuki, scratch Tavares and Tkachuk.

  13. joshuahenderson

    Start- Tavares is a hall of famer
    Bench- Brady T is -60 life time
    Cut- Suzuki is almost a nobody

  14. CGris71

    Serious canโ€™t believe this is even a question.

    You can go back and forth between starting/benching Suzuki & B. Tkachuk. Scratching JT is a no-brainer. John is the most overpaid cheerleader in the league.

  15. churchscooter

    Start Tavares , bench Suzuki scratch chuck

  16. Independent-Second-1

    Y’all need to start respecting Suzuki’s name.

  17. jpatt05

    Fuck a papa doc, fuck a trailer and fuck everybody

  18. herraJohansson

    Start Tkachuk, bench Tavares, fart into his nose Suzuki

  19. ikkkkkkkky

    Donโ€™t get the Brady hype, heโ€™s never even scored 40g in 5 years. Tavares at age 32 still better lmao.

  20. 9teen8t3

    Suzuki Scratch, Tkachuk bench (till his shift starts after), Tavares Starts

  21. trytobenicepei

    Start nick, bench Brady, cut Tavares.
    Speed, power, then a dude with no speed or power, but slick hands.

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