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He’s still got gas in the tank three and a half decades after turning pro.



He’s still got gas in the tank three and a half decades after turning pro.

by NotAMacaw

11 Comments

  1. Pittsburgh really needs to sign him so he can retire from the NHL a Penguin.

  2. imyourforte

    Jagr just continues to play so his dick works. That way he can keep laying puck bunnies. (What a G)

  3. Particular_Tutor_46

    My all time favorite player. I hope I can catch a game when I visit the Czech Republic this winter.

  4. in-dog_we_trust

    Is he inhuman and still in better condition than most people half his age or was his skill so much better then most everyone else that he is still that good?
    Maybe it’s both.

  5. Honourable mention goes to his teammate in Kladno, Tomáš Plekanec… he is turning 41 this year and still playing top line minutes.

  6. Hunter_S_Throwaway

    That time he teased us about potentially coming back, (but ended up just using us as a bargaining chip with Philly), still stings. I’d love to see him retire a Penguin, though. #Retire68

    [“Do the Flyers actually pay you or do they just deposit your check into the Borgata cashier cage each week?”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeubNUnor8U)

    -DVE Mario

  7. Hot-Wing-4541

    I still love that some model tried to blackmail him and he didn’t care. Man is a legend.

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