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Was watching a hockey game in Germany and saw a familiar name



Shotgun Jake was just as invisible as you’d expect him to be, keeping a low profile and all

by icantfindagoodlogin

12 Comments

  1. HughesHiroseHentai

    What are you trying to focus on? #19? #14? #57? The rope? Not sure why you’re focusing on a blank area of ice…

  2. Is that actually him? Last thing I’ve heard of him he was playing in Russia.

  3. 1-1-2 in 8 games lmao.

    How is he so bad that he can’t even put up moderately okay numbers in the DEL.

  4. WTFvancouver

    6th overall putting up mediocre numbers in DEL in his prime age

  5. Prettyspirals

    Keeping McCann to grow in the minors and drafting Pasta instead of Jake would’ve changed the outlook of this team. But not everyone is Capt. Hindsight

  6. purplesprings

    Apparently according to available information, players in the DEL can expect to make salaries in the range of $150,000 to $300,000 USD per year

  7. mindingmynet

    Where’s that gif of Vince McMahon ” COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST”

  8. rullarzutt

    Haha, do you remember when his agent went on a rampage and talked about “cancel culture”. Like, dude’s both a rapist AND not that good, what do you want us to do?

  9. ClosPins

    Hey! I was down-voted and told over and over and over again that Virtanen and Juolevi were great picks and that defensemen and power-forwards just needed more time! He’s just seasoning over there! He’s going to be dominant in the NHL one day! There’s still time.

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