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Tavares loves what Domi brings to Leafs!



Tavares loves what Domi brings to Leafs!

by z4wg

23 Comments

  1. McGrevin

    “He’s a playmaker. He can make plays”

    Thanks John

  2. UkeManSteve

    I love Jonny but damn does he make for a boring quote. Wasn’t even worth making this graphic for this quote lol. The most interesting part is when he calls him a fire hydrant for some reason

  3. lou_reed_ketamine

    “He’s a fire hydrant and he’s got that wits to him.”

    I’m not sure if I should be impressed or confused.

  4. secks_see_guy

    Lmao fire hydrant?

    Can someone explain what he’s trying to insinuate LOL

  5. jimmymeeko

    He’s just got them damn wits about him!

  6. deepfriedtwizzler

    Just, uh, got that wits to him, you know. Absolute fire hydrant. Everybody in our room is wet. Just soaked that he’s here.

  7. noocaryror

    Glen Sather compared Blair McDonald to a fire hydrant after scoring 50 goals with Gretzky. He said a hydrant would score 50 with Gretzky.

  8. thismadhatter

    He’s going to be nasty as a Leaf. I expect lots more officiating drama.

  9. thespeedster11

    This has to be one of those pranks where some interviewer bet him he couldn’t work the word fire hydrant in to a quote, right?

  10. theGurry

    He’s a fire hydrant.

    What does that even mean.

  11. Nobillionaires

    Fire hydrant? Like you can’t park it within 3m of him?

  12. buddyweaver

    Have you guys seriously never heard a stocky, sturdy player referred to as being [built like] a fire hydrant? I feel like I’m going insane or maybe everyone in this thread is a kid somehow. That’s the least confusing thing about this boring JT quote.

  13. Shawnaldo7575

    That’s gotta be the weirdest complement I’ve heard in a long time. Is JT’s AI chip upto date?

  14. ViolinistMean199

    Heys both a playmaker that can play plays and fire hydrant

    Well shut that sounds good

  15. three29

    Let’s just hope other players are stupid enough to park beside him!

  16. daxtaslapp

    Time to bring a large sign to the leafs game, DOMI and a fire hydrant

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