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[The Beaverton] Should the Leafs be worried about Auston Matthews’ assist drought?



[The Beaverton] Should the Leafs be worried about Auston Matthews’ assist drought?

by malliabu

10 Comments

  1. xMessiah

    Absolutely. He needs to step it up and start passing the puck more.

  2. Natural-Web-6978

    Trade him for a bag of pucks and a new paint job for the team bus.

  3. Able-Gas-273

    Steve Simmons is making inspiration noises

  4. buddachickentml

    Nope. Go for the record. Which is 16 set in something like 1927

  5. Matthews currently breaks the record for longest Maple Leafs assist drought to start the season by an ethnically mexican player with a moustache that weighs over 205lbs and has both parents that still love him. A record held by Maple Leafs defenseman Pedro Poopypants since in 1932.

  6. v0t3p3dr0

    The fact that this could pass as an actual article is a sad testament to Toronto hockey media.

  7. DiscoLew

    “At press time Sens fans were still claiming they’d rather have Stutzle.”

    Brilliant 😂

  8. Minimum_Ad739

    Totally thought this was real at first. Wouldn’t doubt it

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