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[POSTGAME] Tampa Bay Lightning? @ Columbus Blue Jackets – 11/2/23 – The One Where It Appears The Lightning Have Collective Amnesia



#Box Score

[Full stats at NHL.com](https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/tbl-vs-cbj/2023/11/02/2023020146)

##Scoreboard – Final :(((

Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | Total
—|—|—-|—-|—-
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2
CBJ [](/r/bluejackets) | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4

##Scoring

Team | Goal Scorer | Description | Assist 1 | Assist 2 | Period | Time
—-|—-|—-|—-|—-|—-|—-
CBJ [](/r/bluejackets) | Marchenko (1) | EV, bleh | Voronkov (2) | Sillinger (4) | 1st | 6:29
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | STAMKOS!!! (4) | EV, nice | | | 2nd | 2:53
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | SHEARY!!! (1) | EV, pinballed | Stamkos (6) | Cernak (1) | 2nd | 4:42
CBJ [](/r/bluejackets) | Jenner (5) | EV, also bleh | Werenski (5) | Severson (3) | 3rd | 6:40
CBJ [](/r/bluejackets) | Gudbranson (1) | EV, horrible defense | Bemstrom (1) | Fantilli (1) | 3rd | 9:24
CBJ [](/r/bluejackets) | | EN | | | 3rd |

##Penalties

Team | Player | PIM | Infraction | Period | Time | Goal Scored During PP?
—-|—-|—-|—|—|—|—-
CBJ [](/r/bluejackets) | Kuraly | 2 | Tripping | 1st | 18:42 | No
CBJ [](/r/bluejackets) | Severson | 2 | High Sticking | 2nd | 7:09 | No
Both | Merela and Jenner | 2 | Interference/Embellishment combo | 2nd | 10:18 | N/A
CBJ [](/r/bluejackets) | Roslovic | 2 | Slashing | 2nd | 13:24 | No
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | de Haan | 2 | Tripping? | 2nd | 18:10 | No
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | Jeannot | 2 | Hooking | 3rd | 3:46 | No
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | Hagel | 2 | Holding | 3rd | 12:52 | No
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | Hedman | 2 | Holding | 3rd | 19: |

##Shots On Goal

Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | Total
—|—|—-|—-|—-
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | 11 | 12 | 5 | 28
CBJ [](/r/bluejackets) | 11 | 5 | 12 | 28

#Next Games

Date | Time | Opponent | TV
—-|—-|——–|–
11/4/23 | 7:00 PM | @ OTT [](/r/ottawasenators) | SUN
11/6/23 | 7:00 PM | @ TOR [](/r/leafs) | SUN
11/7/23 | 7:00 PM | @ MTL [](/r/habs) | SUN
11/9/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. CHI [](/r/hawks) | SUN
11/11/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. CAR [](/r/canes) | SUN

#Notes

* FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU IDIOTS YOU HAVE TO PLAY ALL 60 MINUTES!!!!! YOU CANNOT BE THIS STUPID!!!!

by RandomBoltsFan

13 Comments

  1. MonarchChonarch

    Good news: We didn’t go into overtime
    #
    Bad news: We went into garbage time and that shit was rancid

  2. MrSCR23

    Did we even really play? Honestly they looked checked out all game long…

  3. mattj1621

    Something has to change or we WONT make the playoffs. This team playing like the playoffs are a lock, but this division is massively improved.

  4. Sea-Community-4325

    This team is nowhere near good enough to be this sloppy. Keep dropping points like this and we end up fifth in the division.

  5. Wayf4rer

    Definitely calling Cooper’s line combinations into question for this game. We finally find some good combos where all 4 lines are rolling and creating offense and you decide to change them up completely? I mean honestly what the fuck was that? Sheary 2RW? lmao. We deserved to get shut out tonight and we would’ve if not for the cheesy greaseball goals we scored. Also, Perbix and Raddysh just look worse every single game. AHL DNA.

  6. dolewhiplash

    Idk what Tomkins did to the rest of the team since they all must hate him based on how they play in front of him. Lifeless 3rd period.

  7. If we can win 70% of our home games and 5% of our road games, that’s 75% wins!

    The Cup is coming back to Tampa EZ.

  8. Sea-Community-4325

    Also holy fuck we are about to be annihilated in Canada. Ottawa, Toronto, Habs – leafs and Habs back to back as if we weren’t screwed enough. I think we will be fortunate to scrape a couple points out of that

  9. WillNotBeKept

    Bolts lucked themselves into a few goals to even make this competitive.

  10. skidkid_6174

    So are the lightning bad this year?

  11. 2ndprize

    So for as long as each game has 3 periods, it looks like this group is gonna be challenged

  12. JustineLeah

    Our boys looked slow and sleepy. Did they pregame with NyQuil? This might be another LONG road trip.

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