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[POSTGAME] Tampa Bay Imbeciles @ Toronto Maple Leafs – 11/6/23 – The One Where We’re Fucking Stupid Yet Again



#Box Score

[Full stats at NHL.com](https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/tbl-vs-tor/2023/11/06/2023020177)

##Scoreboard – Final/OT :((((((((

Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | OT | Total
—|—|—-|—-|—-|—-
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5
TOR [](/r/leafs) | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 6

##Scoring

Team | Goal Scorer | Description | Assist 1 | Assist 2 | Period | Time
—-|—-|—-|—-|—-|—-|—-
TOR [](/r/leafs) | Knies (3) | EV, defensive fail | Marner (10) | Matthews (5) | 1st | 3:42
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | HEDMAN!!!! (2) | EV, snipe | Kucherov (10) | Point (10) | 1st | 4:17
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | KUUUUUUUCHEROV!!! (8) | EV, perfect | Hagel (5) | Sergachev (6) | 1st | 6:10
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | KUUUUUUUCHEROV!!! (9) | PP, snipe | Hedman (10) | Stamkos (8) | 1st | 11:27
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | POINT!!!! (6) | PP, great passing | Kucherov (11) | Hedman (11) | 1st | 15:13
TOR [](/r/leafs) | Matthews (12) | EV, screened | Brodie (2) | Marner (11) | 2nd | 2:22
TOR [](/r/leafs) | Matthews (13) | EV, more horrible defending | Knies (3) | Marner (12) | 2nd | 5:42
TOR [](/r/leafs) | Jarnkrok (2) | EV, even more shit D | Robertson (1) | Domi (5) | 3rd | 1:55
TOR [](/r/leafs) | Marner (5) | EV, once again shit D | Knies (4) | Rielly (7) | 3rd | 2:03
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | HAGEL!!! (7) | EV, greasy | de Haan (2) | Cernak (2) | 3rd | 17:34
| | | | | |

##Penalties

Team | Player | PIM | Infraction | Period | Time | Goal Scored During PP?
—-|—-|—-|—|—|—|—-
TOR [](/r/leafs) | Bench (served by Domi) | 2 | Too much man | 1st | 11:03 | YES!!!!!
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | Barre-Boulet | 2 | Tripping | 1st | 11:59 | No
TOR [](/r/leafs) | Giordano | 2 | Tripping | 1st | 13:48 | YES!!!!
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | Sheary | 2 | Questionable Tripping | 2nd | 12:01 | No
TOR [](/r/leafs) | Knies | 2 | Hooking | 3rd | 2:33 | No
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | Kucherov | 2 | Interference | 3rd | 14:14 | No
| | | | | |

##Shots On Goal

Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | OT | Total
—|—|—-|—-|—-|—-
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | 14 | 6 | 10 | 0 | 30
TOR [](/r/leafs) | 8 | 12 | 13 | 0 | 33

#Next Games

Date | Time | Opponent | TV
—-|—-|——–|–
11/7/23 | 7:00 PM | @ MTL [](/r/habs) | SUN
11/9/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. CHI [](/r/hawks) | SUN
11/11/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. CAR [](/r/canes) | SUN
11/14/23 | 8:00 PM | @ STL [](/r/stlouisblues) | SUN
11/16/23 | 8:00 PM | @ CHI [](/r/hawks) | ESPN+/Hulu :(((

#Notes

* OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP BEING SO RETARDED ON DEFENSE!!! THIS IS FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STOP MAKING SO MANY FUCKING MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!

by RandomBoltsFan

43 Comments

  1. Far_Awayy

    Bruh. What is this hot garbage OT funk we can’t break out of.

  2. Boltsfan9226

    I’m not surprised but I’m still fucking pissed.

  3. Jlindahl93

    This is on the defense and a bit on Jojo he let in some softies tonight.

  4. Mental midgets. The Leafs just own this team. It’s pathetic.

  5. It’s just comical at this point. We need 6+ to win against a non bottom-feeder team and there’s still a chance we go to OT, which is a guaranteed loss. I get it, the team isn’t as good as they once were, but this is more than just personnel issues. Our defense is in complete shambles since we lost Lalonde and whatever the fuck Blashill is doing isn’t helping. Glad to get a point, but honestly I would rather lose outright than keep choking away huge leads to the team we’re playing in round 1, assuming we even make the playoffs.

  6. HannTwistzz

    Im sorry Kucherov you deserved better. You are absolutely carrying this team rn

  7. SwagFondue

    johansson was not good, de haan and perbix continue to be not good, why the fuck is watson in the lineup, ot was shit (obligatory)

    fuck me, see you tomorrow

  8. BigBuddha15

    This team can’t expect anything until they begin playing 60 minutes and stop losing their heads. Up 1 goal to begin the third we had our own player assist their goal with a stupid pass out of the zone and then gave up a breakaway right after the face off. Just terrible mental mistakes. Not to even mention whatever the hell OT is.

  9. Annual Bolts early game domination of Toronto just to choke it in OT.

    Serious note whichever assistant is in charge of the OT schemes needs to go. 13 OT losses in a row, at least 4 of them in a row where we have a puck possession time under 10 seconds. Figure it the fuck out.

  10. The Lightning have now lost 11 straight games that end in OT. 8 of them are in 3 on 3 (regular season) and 3 of them are in the playoffs vs Toronto. Last overtime win was December 3, 2022 vs Toronto.

  11. Hobbitsliketoparty

    At this point (like 6 OT losses ago) this shit is on Cooper. He needs to figure it out.

  12. Three_Froggy_Problem

    Serious question: what the fuck is this team doing in practice? We’ve played this exact same fucking game three times now against this team.

    What can Cooper even say to this group at this point? You’d think having this happen once (in the playoffs no less) would be embarrassing and demoralizing enough for it to never happen again. But nope, it happens a second time when we blow a 3-1 lead. Surely there’s no way in hell any self-respecting team could possibly let it happen again, right? Welp.

  13. itsyaboikawaiidesu

    Fucking. Pathetic. ELEVEN FUCKING OVERTIME LOSSES IN A ROW. IDK HOW MANY GAMES WHERE WE HAD MULTI GOAL LEADS AND THEN PROCEED TO LOSE IN OT JUST TO TORONTO.

    Mentioned in the Pregame chat that Matthews and Woll were the only things holding this Toronto team together right now and that we just needed to make sure just one of them didn’t have a good game. What happened? Oh they just both had great games…

  14. likeslululemon

    I had such a good fucking feeling going into this OT. I truly did.

  15. HAGEL BAILS US OUT AGAIN AND Y’ALL REWARD HIM BY DOING THAT AGAIN?????

    Honestly whoever is in charge of OT on this team needs to fired. Immediately. Preferably dumped in Lake Ontario.

  16. LukeSkywalker1848

    Every time. Obligatory “at least we got a point that we probably shouldn’t have” but still like jeez it’s like Groundhog Day against the Leafs

  17. nautica5400

    Cooper needs to provide answers and accountability after another meltdown.

  18. 8ty9Vision

    Sergachev is not playing up to his contract. The guy needs to get his head out of his ass. You’re not a Russian superstar buddy.

  19. Allen_Koholic

    The fuck was Sergechev doing on that OT goal? He’s just skatin around no one in particular with his dick out.

    Also, Johansson has been better than I’d expected but his rebound control is nonexistent.

    But Motte looked really good.

  20. DankGreenBush

    Only cup Auston Matthews will ever lift is the Pedo Moustache of the Year Ceremonial Cup

  21. dolewhiplash

    It’s a mental problem against Toronto and in OT at this point. Don’t know how to fix that but they need to get out of their heads.

    If you need to hear the positives:
    -we play again tomorrow, no need to sit in this too long with another 2 divisional points up for grabs
    -we don’t play Toronto again until April so we can ignore that problem for now at least
    -Motte looked really good and it’ll be nice to have him back
    -Toronto is a good team that desperately needed a win and was going to play hard regardless, and we still got a point which is more than I thought we would going into today’s game, it just felt like a scheduled loss

    Now put Mikey and Bogo back in tomorrow and take care of the next few games.

  22. bullskull

    Not making excuses for anyone, but in the beging of the season I think we would all agree that every point we earned without Vasy would be huge. Well we are earning a lot of loser points, but points nonetheless. They all count at the end of the season.
    Regardless we need to get our shot together.

    *shit

  23. darealjimshady1

    At least we aren’t San Jose fans. That’s my only saving grace.

  24. The Stamkos contract situation is a bigger issue than what I thought. Something is off with him, and it shows.

  25. Sea-Community-4325

    Uh, what happened to our long summer to rest and recharge? We look stupid and slow – no cycle play, dumb turnovers in the neutral zone, and I can’t even count how many easy tap ins we’ve given up

    Vasy will have to seriously bail this team out to get us into the playoffs.

  26. Can anyone explain to me what happened on the marner goal where Hedman wasn’t allowed to change for the face off so they decided to make the change right after causing him to be late to get to marner. I don’t get it. I thought you could do a full change after a goal for a center ice face off?

  27. Lansdallius

    Hell, three years ago an OT game was a sure thing for the Bolts, now it’s just sure agony.

    Is this a scheme issue? Confidence? Conditioning? Something needs to change. They’re not a bad team and it’s still early, but so much about this team seems off and inconsistent.

  28. PuzzleheadedRefuse78

    Real question- WTF STAMKOS? Where have you been?

  29. Washmescrote

    This team is just middle of the pack now. Can’t hold onto a lead and can’t push back when it counts. This team only beats the bottom teams and can’t win against the good teams. They can’t lock anything down when they really need to. I’m going to guess a wild card spot is the best we can hope for.

  30. IndividualCup7311

    Same song and dance blah blah blah “we gotta be better”

  31. QuasarPhil

    Man who has lost all hope loses little bit of hope he didn’t realize he had.jpg

  32. Brittle_Bones_Bishop

    Im not mad, i just don’t fucking get it when they’re playing offense its its pure fucking magic but its as soon as they stop being aggressive on the puck they have no idea how to play from the neutral zone to the fucking goalie.

    Vasy coming back isnt going to fix this issue it was a problem last year and its going to be a problem this year. Figure it the fuck out.

  33. Stamkosisinjured

    Whoever thinks Toronto has our number is just wrong. Add vasy and it ends in regular time both times in our favor. I’m not worried. We are above them in standings rn tied in points without him. I think the time apart will make the team more critical about being better defensively and get it together over the season. Happy with a point but the team needs to watch some Dallas ot tape or something.

  34. honkie-mcgee

    I ‘member when this team had a working defense. Fire Blashill!

  35. Inflorida17

    I have had a Dog Crap Monday. This did not help matters.

  36. SeoulofSoraka

    Chasing Samsonov was sick then I realized ah shit Woll went in lol

  37. Mythalium

    I’m glad that this game was broadcast on NHL network so I didn’t even have the opportunity to waste my time watching us choke in OT… again

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